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Scandinavian Earwaxer

It’s when a girl wraps her vagina over the victims ear and squeezes up to suck up all ear wax in ear.
Hey Johnny did you hear that Sindy gave Evan a Scandinavian Earwaxer
by stfusamuel September 19, 2018
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Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.
Dude last Tuesday someone pulled a Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!
by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021
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Scandinavian Bridge Cutter

A sexual act, where one removes the nasal ridge of the others nose, making ample room to be able to stick their penis up the partners nostril.
"Hey man ever tried nasal with your girl"?
"Nah, cant fit my cock up her nose"
"It's all good just use the Scandinavian Bridge Cutter method".
by ronald555555 July 4, 2019
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scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.
Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!
by jermarley February 25, 2021
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scandinavian feet porn

Ok slimy macaroni nigga
I’m searching it up
10 mins later:
Mmmmmm scandinavian feet porn
by ☆★Marigold★☆ October 17, 2022
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Scandinavian panini press

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
by Lisaann December 13, 2019
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Scandinavian Checkers

A sexual position not unlike playing leapfrog. One partner mounts and penetrates the other in a classic doggy style position, then pulls out and jumps over the other. The positions are then reversed, with the initially penetrated partner now taking over penetration.
I played some Scandinavian Checkers with my partner yesterday. We broke two lamps, a dresser, and I have a mild concussion. That was a good night.
by Kera Ott October 5, 2023
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