Double Sarcasm

Almost like the truth, but when you speak double sarcastically, the person you are referring to assumes you are kidding because you tell the truth with a sarcastic tone.

Playing basketball, your teammate misses shots repeatedly.

"Wow, you're horrible."

The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.

by pG aNcient April 22, 2009

Sarcasm King

The King of Sarcasm, duh. Supreme master of all that is sarcastic.

Dude, the Timelord is the Sarcasm King.

by sarcasmkingtimelord January 8, 2013

road sarcasm

The less intense and more condescending version of the well-known road rage.

Driver: "I think that maybe, you should tailgate me a little bit closer. You are totally my goddamn favorite person right now."
Passenger: "Wow Karen, road sarcasm much?"

by gurgle69420666 October 1, 2013

sarcasm

michael. yes. you, you heartless tall person.

me: "i can SO do 48 press ups without blacking out"
mucaw: "oh yes. sure you could."
me:"i did karate for 7 years!"
mucaw: "oh please, you couldnt hurt a legless, wingless, featherless duck"
me: "what would be the significance of it being featherless?"
mucaw: " "it would be burning in the sun, and be rendered helples in pain"
me: "youre heartless"
mucaw: "i had only just realised, oh no. what a shame (its sarcasm)"
me: "nah, y'dont say!?"

by *_sara_* February 10, 2008

sarcasm tag

A tag used to indicate that something is sarcasm, usually either "/s" or "/sarcasm".

"What day is it today?"

"Christmas. /s"

"Oh, stop using the sarcasm tag!"

by Weetile December 24, 2017

e-sarcasm

Using sarcastic terms on the internet, the same as in real life, though harder to comprehend because you're not really there.

Jennyrulz09:'I wish you wouldn't give me such incredible sex all the time Johnny'
JohnyMcgee94:'=( Why?'
Jennyrulz09:'You just cant handle my e-sarcasm Johnny, I think we need to break up'

by Andrew Fucking Howell May 25, 2007

General Sarcasm

a response to the classic 'captain obvious' insult.

Person 1: "Wow, that skyscraper is tall!"

Person 2: "THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

Person 1: "YOU'RE WELCOME, GENERAL SARCASM"

by Habakkuk October 25, 2012