salmon slapper 

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

salmon slapper by GMoneySagHairs January 28, 2008

salmon scented semen sucker 

euphemism for a woman's vagina

Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.

salmon scented semen sucker by Mac Grayson June 28, 2007

salmon sucking fanny lick 

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

salmon sucking fanny lick by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

salmon helmet 

Spawned by the recent South Park episode where Mohammed gave the Family Guy character a "salmon helmet".

A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.

I brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69'd. I almost booted up her asshole.

salmon helmet by Sticker1499 July 30, 2008

salmon slappers 

The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder

"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"

salmon slappers by dfaz September 12, 2008

Salmon Flaps

Salmon Flaps are the fishy Flaps that you must spread, if you dare, to enter her fishy love hole.

This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.

:)

This phrase can be used in many circumstances, but this is the most common.

Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.

Salmon Flaps by Dead-Kitty October 18, 2007

salmon berries 

and dried liquids (vaginal secretions,man sauce, urine, sweat etc) that have dried in the female pubic hair. The first cousin of the dingle berry.

"Her Salmon berries have the consistency of milk duds and the taste of dead fish."

salmon berries by Dr. Rich Gibson June 11, 2006