Spiced Rum

When someone takes a very large volume diherea dump so that the entire toilet is a rich brown hue, and they then proceed to beat off ito the mixture, effectivly spicing there intestinal rum. The mixture is sometimes left for others to gawk at (when performed in public restrooms.

Typical after a hard night of drinking rum (alchohol runs and not getting off because you were a drunkin idiot)

"OMG did you see bill's spiced rum in the toilet upstairs,"
"yeah thats fuckin nasty"

by UPPertonia January 31, 2008

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meaning can be used to describe a person in a good or bad way depending on the context like Bo Selecta.

RUM LAD OR RUMMER

You are a RUM lad for being such a hommer!

You are a RUM lad becoz u iz my mate!

by Bonkers May 19, 2004

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Rum Floater

When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.

He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.

by slightly sarcastic December 31, 2010

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rum sits

Convultions from alcohol consumption

Dude, I like totally had the rum sits this morning from downing that bottle of Everclear.

by HI_VLTG3 June 11, 2006

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Rum-Billie

A Mr. Hyde like creature which comes out to play after the excessive consumption of rum.
If a Rum-Billie is seen. Run.
Rum-Billies are particularly fierce to small, hungry girls. They may be put in their place with a harshly-toned 'NO!'.

"Billie, smile for the camera!"

"YOU'RE MUMS ON CAMERA! ITS CALLED FANNY-CAM! You should watch, its quality viewing."

"NO, Rum-Billie!! Get back in your fucking box!!"

by Fossil Boy February 19, 2010

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