Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

reverse cunt

The opposite of a cunt. When someone who's usually a cunt acts nice for a change.

OMG Henry, you're being a total reverse cunt today. Are you feeling okay?

by a_lion_s April 15, 2015

Reverse Declan

The act of eating Starbursts out of a women's vagina.

Bob- Dude, I did the Reverse Declan on Stacy last night.

Kyle- No way!

by Kitty2000 October 9, 2014

Reverse projection

Rather than aggressively dissociating themselves from that which they are insecure, one who engages in reverse projection will, instead, playfully/pseudo-ironically engage with their insecurities so as to make themselves seem secure.

John didn't want anyone to know he was gay; John new that if he took extreme measures such as avoiding all physical contact with other men (e.g. handshakes, hugs, etc.), he would actually be projecting his insecurity and, in turn, would make it obvious that he was gay, so, instead, he chose to engage in reverse projection, i.e. do playful/pseudo-ironic things such as kissing his male friends or slapping their asses to make it seem as though he was comfortable with his sexuality.

by Living Ass April 12, 2021

Reverse Commute

During a threesome (one guy, two girls) after the deposit has been made into one girl, the other girl immediately sucks it out.

Alternative Definition: Two guys bring home two girls from the bar (one hot, the other a granade or 'Grimbo'). They are all having sex in the same room and the guy with the hot girl is experiencing the 'Reverse Commute' since he is in a far better postion than his mate on the other side of the 'highway'

by Cat Stabber March 6, 2010

Reverse-following

The opposite of what Jehova Witnesses do.

Also called "Un-jehoving".

Guy 1: Yo, have you seen those jehova witnesses last night?
Guy 2: yeah man, I reverse-followed them all day! I was un-jehoving!
Guy 1: Damn dude, you gotta stop all that reverse-following!

by Maxence05_ April 4, 2019

Reverse date

A date where you do what a normal date/relationship would do in opposite flow.

A normal date: awkward convo, meal, sex, sexting/booty calls

Reverse date: sexting/booty calls, sex, meal, awkward convo

"So I went on a reverse date last night"

"How did it go?"
"Well, during the awkward conversation I finally learned her name and stopped calling her by her okcupid handle"

by Ohwhatchamacallit August 16, 2014