working remotely

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.

Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."

by bige42785 August 25, 2011

boomer remover

Another name to define the ever-popular Corona Virus or COVID-19.

Kid 1: Did you see the new disease?
Kid 2: which one?
Kid 1: The boomer remover.

by tfuygilhiuyutghl March 12, 2020

swaggy remote

our roblox password xo

Brian: “yo Brian what’s your roblox password?”
Brain: “swaggy remote”
Brian: “same, twins”

by swaggybriannnnnn March 21, 2021

finding the remote

The process of having sexual intercourse by pushing one's penis along and through the naturally occurring rolls of fat of another person.

My 300lb girlfriend wants to stay a virgin so she will only let my get off by finding the remote.

by murd3rfun July 28, 2010

how to remove chicken from butt

This aint google

HOW TO REMOVE CHICKEN FROM BUTT AAAAAAHHHHH ITS FUCKING PECKING MY ASS AAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK IT LAYING A FUCKING EGG OOOOOHHHHH MMY GAAAAAAAWWD

by Antonon November 19, 2021

Remose

To remember a good time in life. Made popular by the philanthropist Seaside.

We went to the high school reunion to remose about seaside and his sexy ways.

by vincentharris October 21, 2007

Rembert

A cute, warm and charming guy. A LoverBoy that gets all the girls. He is also very talented especially singing and dancing. He is also gonna be a future TikTok star.

Rembert is amazing af.

by banditWRLD999 October 23, 2019