religion

A self-imposed set of rules and restrictions.

I don't need religion to tell me what to do: I can decide what's right and what's wrong for myself.

by thebuffoon December 24, 2004

religion

A way of making sense of the world. Often religions invole a higher power i.e. God. It is easier to leave your problems to a higher power rather than to solve them yourself. As life got more complicated for humans, we developed religion out of laziness. The existance of religion today can be attributed to ignorance, laziness, tradition, and the need for a sense of purpose.

The major religion in America is Christianity.

by Sean Burton January 14, 2004

religion

all religion except for atheism is just an excuse for people to do stupid shit like do good to others and good things will happen to you, im sorry but your world doesnt work like that. in the real world, no matter what in your life the shit will hit the fan, then you will pray to your fake god and wonder, what the fuck just happened? and you will finally realize... your a dumbass.

religion, Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Islamic, Confucianism, etc.

by thepersontellingitlikeitis. May 18, 2010

religion

An organized system of belief in gods, angels, spirits, and/or other supernatural entities. A large number of idiots think that religion is the source of all the world's problems. A smaller group of even bigger idiots believe it is the answer to all the worlds problems.

Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Confucianism, Shintosim, Taoism, Sikhism, Wicca, Druidry, Satanism, Spiritualism, Theosophy, etc.

by Hussassan August 9, 2005

religion

Was created by the same people that thought the world was flat.

Jesus Freak: Imma go pray for hours! I wanna be a priest when i grow up! I wa-

Atheist: *slaps* Don't be stupid.

Life is too short. Dont waste a second of it on religion.

by dhfkudhfdkgdgu March 28, 2008

religion

bullshit

Remember when the Earth flooded and Noah put two of each animal on his big wooden boat and floated around until he found land?

Yeah that didn't happen. If you think it did you're just stupid. How can religion be true when there are countless different religions but we are all just human. Think about it. If you got sucked in, you got fucked.

by noremac m September 11, 2010

religion

An escape from cruel reality, something to believe in.

religion is the outlet for the human soul.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003