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reverse amazon position

Like the Amazon Position, except with the woman on the bottom laying flat while the man rides her with his penis still entering her vagina. Similar in appearance to the cowgirl position...except that the one on top is the guy.
After Mary plowed Jack long enough by using the Amazon Position, she rolled them both over so Jack could do some work riding her in a Reverse Amazon Position on top of her.
by DiddyDaddler February 2, 2020
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omega position

A sex move that collapses space-time to a single point which then expands and cools to form a new universe. (That's why they call it the 'big bang'.)
We finished the night off with the omega position... which rivaled even the original big bang.
by Maraby January 2, 2009
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62 position

An alternate version of 69; however, this involves more flexibility. The guy sits on his left leg while he has his right leg over the back of his head (the 6), and the girl is on her knees blowing him (the 2). Thus creating the 62.
Tasha did the 62 position with me last night. My right leg and my neck are sore but it was so worth it.
by Alfred Mgs March 10, 2009
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eagle position

While the woman is in the act of being boned she grabs her ankles and pulls them away from her body.
The couples favorite sex pose is the eagle position
by Damngirlyoufine November 30, 2014
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Girlfriend Positioning System

The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.

Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).
John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?

Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???

John: dude!
by Mr. Duffy May 29, 2010
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selfie position

It starts with a normal selfie, with one arm in view, holding your phone in front of you. You then bend at the hips so you chest is parallel to the ground, thus your non-existent boobs are hanging. Is usually accompanied by pushing your butt out to look like you have an ass. And to top it off, take the hand you are not using, and cover your mouth, while making your eyes big like you are about to be kidnapped. Finish with a stupid caption about your smile, and done, you just did the selfie position.

Usually done by young whores who think they are the shit because they have had 15+ boyfriends in two years.
Girl #1 - Oh my fucking god, Susan keeps doing that stupid pose and complaining about her goddamn smile! And people keep liking that shit!
Girl #2 - Dude, its the selfie position. Chest down, butt out, hand on mouth!
by laxer3131 December 5, 2013
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Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary
When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.
by Sairin January 6, 2005
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