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by PuckSnaps78 January 15, 2018
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post secret

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The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.
Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.
by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011
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post-sonic

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Musical composition that is completely inaudible.
John Cage's"4:33" was an early example of post-sonic composition.
by C.O. August 29, 2006
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a person who, after getting into a verbal fight with you and apologizing, is still stubborn and upset with you.
Ralph: You suck!
Rick: I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
Ralph: Me too
Rick: Okay
Ralph: But you are still stupid
Rick: God Ralph, you are such a post-static.
by YoPal August 20, 2007
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Post-Sequitur

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Post-Sequitur
A thought or sentence that continues the previous statement or thought before the prior compleation of thought and or sentence.
This may be due to either a break in the mental stabilty of one's logic chain, or the possiblity that the subconcious answers the question before the concious mind has fully formed it. Other possibilities lay within apathy or acceptence of the individual.
As opposed to a 'brain fart' there is no time between a) the orginal thought and b) the inturrupting conclusion.
"Do I want to... never mind that would be dumb." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"I want to say... don't you think?" i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Was it my, doesn't matter I don't regret it." i.e. Post-Sequitur
"Watch.. (he'll figure it out) !!" i.e. Post-Sequitur
by RoninOfTheMoon January 6, 2008
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post statusness

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A rate on 1 to 10
on how well you are posted up
yo i give your 9.5 on post statusness
by Jusstin May 16, 2008
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the ramp-up in highness following a cannabis-based smoke session, usually rising by 1 or 2 extra points after the initial peak is reached
After smoking with my friends, I went home to watch TV. It was after sitting for a couple minutes that I got PSI (Post-Sesh Intensification) and went from a 6 to an 8 almost immediately.
by rawloes June 20, 2011
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