Pornhub is a sexual website with videos of people having sex, girls licking the man’s penis, and a chance of people getting an addiction of porn.
Kevin: Hey! you wanna watch porn on the Pornhub website?
Jenny: Hell yeah I will! (This depends on whether the person doesn’t or wants to watch porn, in this case Jenny wanted to watch porn)
Jenny: Hell yeah I will! (This depends on whether the person doesn’t or wants to watch porn, in this case Jenny wanted to watch porn)
by mikudayowashere September 10, 2023
Get the Pornhubmug. by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023
Get the Pornhubmug. by Smochort11 March 19, 2021
Get the Pornhubmug. get back to class you pervert and stop looking for porn here cause they blocked on the school websites
*me when i see someone looking for pornhub in the library*
Boy if you dont get your nasty ass outta here
Boy if you dont get your nasty ass outta here
by 696969696996696969696969699696 September 5, 2019
Get the pornhubmug. A website that is used to corrupt young people's minds to make them think what sex is
Can also be a website that people use to fap everyday, which is not very good for the health
Can also be a website that people use to fap everyday, which is not very good for the health
by atomiclol January 30, 2023
Get the Pornhubmug. The sudden action of casual conversation or moment to instant sexual urge/ being horny.
Like watching porn and you want too immediately get to it, you do it in a physical action without the foreplay. Utterly confusing the recipient and feeling uncomfortable.
Like watching porn and you want too immediately get to it, you do it in a physical action without the foreplay. Utterly confusing the recipient and feeling uncomfortable.
"Me and my friend we in a call watching a video and he started flirting with the other it was fucking weird."
"Yeah, that's a bad case of Pornhubitis. Were they drunk?"
"Probably."
"Yeah, that's a bad case of Pornhubitis. Were they drunk?"
"Probably."
by DoggoWithAGlocco January 27, 2024
Get the Pornhubitismug. Kane… Son… and Btec Neymar…
trying to win in Premier league…
W/ Tottenham
But, they do not have good midfield and defense, and so it’s money..
To solve this financial problem, Tottenham must atleast make new sponsor and cannot rely on AIG rip-off to be MU 2008.
But what is the best one?
Spotify? No
Disney? No
Twitter? No
Pornhub? Correct
You see, this world is boring, and human is on the brink of extinction in near decades or centuries. We can’t just put our biological parts to the robots as replacement. We are real… As a destructive species, we think this world like a game. We are bad after all. It’s like doing self genocide, or slaves replacement (robots) in the future.
Back to the topic, so sponsoring Phub is easy. What else we could add in the back of Tottenham’s kit? Ah yes, R34. As time goes on, people will melt their reality on digital stuffs that will result to mix their life, making apart of it. Internet audiences is big, and this may increase more fan for Tottenham. Since its also 18+ website but with either of their OC or making version of it, will poor Kane suffers? Probably… and I’m not even Tottenham fan.
We completed!
1 year later…
No way…
No even 1 year, Tottenham profit 500 million.
Incredible, and still haven’t won trophy.
Ok, what’s the influence after its sponsor?
Uhhh…
10% to 90%
Crazy addiction…
And now I lost my friend. He is now doing 58th time already…
Goddamn it.
trying to win in Premier league…
W/ Tottenham
But, they do not have good midfield and defense, and so it’s money..
To solve this financial problem, Tottenham must atleast make new sponsor and cannot rely on AIG rip-off to be MU 2008.
But what is the best one?
Spotify? No
Disney? No
Twitter? No
Pornhub? Correct
You see, this world is boring, and human is on the brink of extinction in near decades or centuries. We can’t just put our biological parts to the robots as replacement. We are real… As a destructive species, we think this world like a game. We are bad after all. It’s like doing self genocide, or slaves replacement (robots) in the future.
Back to the topic, so sponsoring Phub is easy. What else we could add in the back of Tottenham’s kit? Ah yes, R34. As time goes on, people will melt their reality on digital stuffs that will result to mix their life, making apart of it. Internet audiences is big, and this may increase more fan for Tottenham. Since its also 18+ website but with either of their OC or making version of it, will poor Kane suffers? Probably… and I’m not even Tottenham fan.
We completed!
1 year later…
No way…
No even 1 year, Tottenham profit 500 million.
Incredible, and still haven’t won trophy.
Ok, what’s the influence after its sponsor?
Uhhh…
10% to 90%
Crazy addiction…
And now I lost my friend. He is now doing 58th time already…
Goddamn it.
by Dickdicok April 30, 2023
Get the Sponsoring pornhubmug.