pork sword

a penis, cock, dick, etc

friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?

friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?

friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night

friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.

by MeEzY the mane January 18, 2009

Pork Fort

In college, when a bed is un-lofted, and the extra supports are used to make a box around the bed. The box is covered with a blanket.

All the neighbors think my roommate's pork fort is so cool. They all want to use it.

by Cletus Marcellus Klump December 15, 2010

pork pogment

when somebody you know is acting gay or very highkey homo and you want to let them know but quietly.

“bro he’s got as fuck.”
“how pork pogment of you”

by porkpogment July 04, 2019

porking the beans

to have sex. inreference to "porking", "the beans" is a word that can be used to describe biddies

(if you know a guy that is going to have sex tonight)

Are you porking the beans tonight?

by bigdaddy25646533552663355434 June 24, 2009

Pork Shovel

Similar to meat hammer with more of a shoveling motion.

I got caught Pork Shoveling your mom's trench last night!

by Awesom-O078485 April 25, 2009

Pork whistle

Can refer to a penis or potentially a blow job

Hey, Gertrude played my pork whistle last night.
Or
Dang, I got kicked right in the pork whistle!

by Gretchen63 November 07, 2018

No Porking Way

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis 🐷🐷🐷)

Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"

by Noporkingway.com November 08, 2019