girl-hey pooks how was your day?
by cheesepuffs69 February 29, 2024

To be both ugly enough to make someone puke, and smelly enough to smell of poo. The worst possible combination for a person to be.
That guy who just walked through the door, absolute Pook, I think I'm going to throw up and maybe charge him triple.
by Mr Harry Man September 27, 2017

Owen is a man and he is a large man. His favourite colour is baby pink and he likes putting ball in hoop. Owen likes being called pooks by a very nice woman that we shall not name (but he knows).
by zourrylol December 25, 2024

A member of the great race of the descent of Icon. They are usually short statured niggas who enjoy eating motherfucking Big Spoo Combo, delicious vegan food of supreme quality. They're abode is Boonktown, much most biggest and fucking great city. Often dismissed as dogs by the lowly shitfuckers, and insulted by calling them a french bulldog, even though they are Fronceyenks. They are not short, but pleasantly stout and they have exceedingly smooth bellums, especially in babbyhood.
by Poopshittersexfucker January 19, 2020

Yo, you seen Boss pook today? you mean Ben Ring? Nope, he's away on business giving the peasant pooks a talkin to cause they are like "all simple" and whatnot.
by benjula67 October 21, 2010

"Yo, when you coming back with the goods"-idiot
"Give me 5 minutes I got to run around the corner and I'll be back"- hustler
*calls hustler* *voice-mail*
" you flookey-pooked like you forgot I know where your momma lives"-idiot
"Give me 5 minutes I got to run around the corner and I'll be back"- hustler
*calls hustler* *voice-mail*
" you flookey-pooked like you forgot I know where your momma lives"-idiot
by Thirstymango September 10, 2022

by The last pussy bender July 26, 2020
