The brown gooey mixture, that comes out of your bum it contains your left over food, that doesn't need to be in your guts.💩💩💩
by Livanntia October 18, 2019
Get the Poomug. Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit
Son: Mum I just did a poo!
later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo
later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet
later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!
later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo
later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet
later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!
by Uncle Pohler April 6, 2017
Get the Poomug. 
Really nice smelling hand cream produced from a factory called: The Digestive System . You produce it once every two days too.
by wagonkoh July 22, 2017
Get the Poomug.