by Downstrike September 13, 2004
Get the Planet Janetmug. Planet Hollywood is the shit. It’s like Hard Rock Cafe, but movies, and shittier.
Imagine a prop from a sub par Sylvester Stallone film that came out 30 or so years ago. Now imagine like 60 of them, all enclosed in glass boxes like anyone would ever want to steal them. Nobody wants to take a napkin Matthew Broderick coughed into during the filming of Inspector Gadget (1999). And you’d be lucky if you ever got to see something like that, if you went to a shitty city the props were shitty too. Unless it’s the one in Disney World there’s a high chance you’ll have no idea what movies any of the props are from, which will make your cold ass burger slightly worse than it already is.
All jokes aside, Planet Hollywood rocks. Especially the merch. Studies show a Planet Hollywood leather jacket adds 12 inches your dick. That’s science. Nowadays there’s hardly any Planet Hollywoods left, it’s lost all its celebrity endorsements and has been into bankruptcy like 8 times so it’s kinda fucked. But it was fun while it lasted.
Imagine a prop from a sub par Sylvester Stallone film that came out 30 or so years ago. Now imagine like 60 of them, all enclosed in glass boxes like anyone would ever want to steal them. Nobody wants to take a napkin Matthew Broderick coughed into during the filming of Inspector Gadget (1999). And you’d be lucky if you ever got to see something like that, if you went to a shitty city the props were shitty too. Unless it’s the one in Disney World there’s a high chance you’ll have no idea what movies any of the props are from, which will make your cold ass burger slightly worse than it already is.
All jokes aside, Planet Hollywood rocks. Especially the merch. Studies show a Planet Hollywood leather jacket adds 12 inches your dick. That’s science. Nowadays there’s hardly any Planet Hollywoods left, it’s lost all its celebrity endorsements and has been into bankruptcy like 8 times so it’s kinda fucked. But it was fun while it lasted.
Brevin: Yo dude do you wanna go and eat at Planet Hollywood? That place kicks ass!
Bryle: Man, I wish my wife didn’t leave me… zoo wee mama!
Bryle: Man, I wish my wife didn’t leave me… zoo wee mama!
by CostcoBathroom69 May 26, 2023
Get the Planet Hollywoodmug. http://nationalplanet.com/smf/
Nationalist Planet has a more relaxed atmosphere, catering to Nationalists of all varieties as well as anyone who chooses to sign up and be part of the growing community.
Nationalist Planet has a more relaxed atmosphere, catering to Nationalists of all varieties as well as anyone who chooses to sign up and be part of the growing community.
by MiNombreNoEsImportante November 6, 2008
Get the Nationalist Planetmug. by Porkchop87 June 19, 2017
Get the Craptain planetmug. Being extreme, either very good or very bad. Being so extreme it couldn't possibly have been from earth.
by Jungle Gym Jones August 25, 2021
Get the Off planetmug. by nyancadz November 30, 2016
Get the space planetmug. a Ex-Youtuber and twitter user, he is really into tech and he likes to make friends, he also loves helping people with tech and other stuff (unless they are annoying him)
He is a really nice person but he can get rude, oh and he is a massive advocate for privacy and despises facebook products
He is a really nice person but he can get rude, oh and he is a massive advocate for privacy and despises facebook products
person 1: Hey have you heard of Planet Junkie?
person 2: oh yeah that kid on twitter!
person 1: yep!
person 2: oh yeah that kid on twitter!
person 1: yep!
by Planet-junkie August 31, 2021
Get the Planet Junkiemug.