viagra-phobia

The unreasonable (to outside observers) fear of having your elderly partner come home with performance enhancing drugs. Generally common in female 20-something gold diggers. see Anna Nicole Smith.

Damn! Victoria trippin' with the viagra-phobia, she hooked up with that old guy for the green, now he wants the legs open to get in between.

by WingZer0 December 15, 2003

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Ninja Phobia

Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)

This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.

Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"

by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009

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phonicate

1. (n.) Commiting illicit, immoral, or outrageous sexual acts via the telephone.

1. Son, did you phonicate with this woman?

by HotCrab January 18, 2004

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Photicon

The use of an actual photo (self portrait) to portray the emotion of a comment, used in place of an emoticon.

Some people should stick with emoticons...I can't tell if Mark is sad or constipated in his photicon.

by McWikked November 27, 2012

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phogina

a warm tasty food that derives from vietnam. gives the sensation of having sex with a female part. or stop being a warm vagina.

also an insult to a friend....stop being a phogina. could also be used to say.....stop being a warm vagina.....or damn..im hungry...lets get some phogina.

by asdffffffffffaaaaaaafffff August 8, 2006

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