when a guy is seeing a girl and does not care when she has sex with other people. With conditions of pussy is public but ass hole is his.
baby I dont care who you go home with just remember the porn star philosophy that pussy is whoevers but that ass hole is mine.
by pretorian November 22, 2011
Get the porn star philosophymug. The assertion that making a loved one, typically an uncle, bust a nut, will in turn replace the need for anti-depressants, as well as answer any questions concerning the meaning of life or the illusion of time. A very gratifying experience indeed.
I was recommended to try the "prozac jizz philosophy" in place of western medicine, it has been a lifesaver! Literally! I was about to off myself.
by foreskinchiploverxoxo69 March 22, 2021
Get the prozac jizz philosophymug. Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent
Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it
by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020
Get the Bobuk defensive football philosophymug. 1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
Get the The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophymug. Absolutely certain and supreme explanations in practice or theory for all aspects of existence experienced by human beings.
Philosophyism abjures all knowledge creating disciplines of empirical modeling as ultimately inferior modes of thinking about the human condition.
Philosophyism abjures all knowledge creating disciplines of empirical modeling as ultimately inferior modes of thinking about the human condition.
I can imagine X or not imagine X, therefore it’s true as no evidence is technically required. Now buy my book and heed what I say or there may be increased risks of negative consequences in this life and/or the afterlife. Amen to philosophyism.
by Sample1 June 11, 2019
Get the Philosophyismmug. a person who gets off on philosophical discussion and arguments; a person who loves to bring up philosophical or political points and debates for no fucking reason in any discussion they can.
by ruffdesperado3 January 30, 2020
Get the philosophy hoemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025
Get the Wet Like Philosophymug.