derived from NBC anchor Stone Philips. Means to stare in an expressionless daze (like a stone face) at someone after they tell a horribly unfunny joke. When this occurs you are giving them the Stone Philips.
Unfunny Person: Meesa Jar Jar Binks!
Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.
Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.
by Pnon2 September 27, 2009
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A hard and hairy muscled and tattooed stud fucker packing a dangerous meat crowbar. A relentless fuck machine.
by Buck Philips May 13, 2014
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Student A: "What school do you go to?"
Student B: "I go to King Philip Middle School."
Student A: "Hope you have fun dodging 'jocks' who don't even play sports and pre-teen girls who show off curves they don't have in the hallways."
Student B: "I go to King Philip Middle School."
Student A: "Hope you have fun dodging 'jocks' who don't even play sports and pre-teen girls who show off curves they don't have in the hallways."
by StupidStardust January 25, 2019
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Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War
The fact is, Philip Seymour Hoffman is this generation's Robert De Niro. No, his performances aren't the same, I'm just saying that he's the only actor to come out this generation with the same amount of talent and skill as De Niro.
And "Twister" never happened.
And "Twister" never happened.
by apfunction October 21, 2009
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Phillip is the shit.
by best_weeson March 13, 2008
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