Peter

A small friendly piece of poo that lives on the head of a mediocre tit called Joe.
"Look at Mediocre Skid over there with Peter dancing on his head, what a tosser."
by Mediocre Skid February 28, 2007
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Peter

is a person who doesn't try for you, will ignore your feelings, and loves to just see people cry. He's still in love with his ex yet has a new girlfriend and refuses to try and be friends with the ex. He's a douche, likes to lie, and cheats on girls just to teach his girlfriend a lesson.
g/f: why did you cheat on me?!
Peter: because you were flirting with that guy. So why not?
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Peter

An androgynous faggot who usually has many friends and is talented at everything.

True Peters are identifiable by their hair and makeup. Peters are able to turn straight men gay with a bat a lash.
"I lost my fukkin boyfriend to a peter!"

"Can you believe that guy wants to eat out of a Peter's booty-hole?"

by vanillavagina April 25, 2009
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A total cutie that's worth being gay for. His cock is throbbing and loves rough anal. Peter is such a cutie.. he is a brunette who has blue eyes and a cute smile. Love your peter
by Deepwoolds October 17, 2019
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Peter

someone who sings the chorus
peter sings the chorus,
by youngdudethe5th February 06, 2009
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Peter

A name for a guy who only talks to you because he wants phone sex;manwhore; jerk; doesn't answer when you call.
by rockerchick1993 May 22, 2010
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WOW you have a milimeter peter its tiny!!!!!!!!!
by your mum 9999999 July 27, 2009
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