painting the sheets

The act of repeatedly ejaculating on a bed, covering it in cum and keeping it white and fresh.

Instead of washing his sheets, Sam would just paint the sheets every night.

*roommate knocks on door*
"Hey Alex, are you painting the sheets?"
"No, you can cum in"

by yung lemon September 13, 2016

paranoing

a word commonly used by stoners

Him whispering is so paranoing...

by kellelizabeth June 24, 2016

adult finger painting

After a man cums inside a girl on top she drips it on him and uses her fingers to paint it across him like a child with fingerpaints. You can add glitter to make it visible.

During adult finger painting I made a unicorn on my boo-thang last night after sex, he was quite impressed.

by The mermaid artist June 20, 2017

painting your toenails

A subtle way to say that someone is going down on someone else. This phrase came into use after we had to explain to a somewhat uniformed friend what "going down" meant.

Nico is getting her toenails painted by a hot Australian boy.

by Chasity May 3, 2004

palentine

someone of PAL status at Valentines day, non sexual unless outlaw says so

outlaw is my Palentine

by jackass.ca December 13, 2008

Painting the garage

the act of providing oral pleasure to a female.

Jim is painting the garage, Sue is happy.

A husband with a happy wife, probably paints the garage often.

by GW Thrilla April 9, 2009

Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.

by John April 29, 2005