blow a pad

when a female becomes extremly frustrated and has enough built up anger to blow out her tampon or feminine protection device from her vaginal region.

Mollie was so pissed she was ready to blow a pad.

by Barkov January 26, 2010

Palin pad

a brief record of words written in the palm of your hand for reference at a later time.

I wrote down her number on my Palin pad, but then I washed my hands and I can barely see the number.

by mrbanc March 8, 2010

Smash Pad

A promiscuous women, a not for profit harlot, a down to pound young lady, an untidy women, a trollop.

Person A: 'Who's Cheryl Lynn Wilkerson?'

Person B: 'Oh she's just some smash pad I'm talking at.'

by AwesomeRad24 March 23, 2010

Blast Pad

An apartment or separate room in a house that only has a mattress on the ground specifically for the purpose of sex (blasting). The room can also include a stereo for music or to muffle the noise. Combination of the verb Blast and the Noun Pad.

Ya my old lady was home so I had to take my new girl to the blast pad to get busy

by The Tallest Viking August 17, 2010

the Pad and Oli show

a show created which is soo awesome it never got aired apart from on facebook. the show contains witty banter, hilarious guests and even some partial nudity.

i just watched the pad and oli it was soo awesome. likke someone frosty ray charles everywhere.

simon corkery just watched the pad and oli show.. he just went twosie in his bed because of it.

by eye-pod September 3, 2010

why-pad

An expensive piece of technological equipment from apple that rarely functions/gets lost/become superceeded by the why-pad2.

After she had spent 2 hours unsuccessfully trying to download the document, Rhiannon was beginning to question the reasons she'd been so excited about getting the why-pad in the first place.

by Clarebear81 April 27, 2011

lilly pad

a proper lilly pad is a chunk of fecal matter floating on a paper towel in the toilet. the creator of the lilly pad must first lay down a paper towel, then proceed to shit on it. if the shit comes out too fast, the shitter risks sinking the lilly pad so proper care is required.

I went into my ex-girlfriends hair salon and let massive lilly pad floating in her toilet.

by Adam "spankum" April 21, 2008