lazy ovary

From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.

My OBGYN told me I have a lazy ovary.

by queen_dtx April 25, 2024

ovary juice

another term for raw eggs; alternatively used to reference salmonella poisoning in the Slavic tradition

Damn, u better cook those eggs so u dont get that ovary juice

by mexicanjukeboxkilla October 12, 2017

aqua ovaries

Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.

Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)

Sleep deprivation

The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.

The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.

"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"

by sensorydepth February 28, 2016

sweating her ovaries

when a lame or bitch niggas obsess over a female by calling her three times in a row or going out his way too chill(get some buns)

Yo nigga you called the john(female) like four times stop sweating her ovaries nigga!

by hood08 October 11, 2008

Sprouting Ovaries

When a guy has turned so feminine in his behavior, wardrobe, etc., that he is becoming a woman.

My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!

Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.

by keguse August 28, 2012

Organic Ovaries

A general description of a female who's sexual promiscuity is compared to an "organic" chicken's "cage-free eggs"

Question: Hey, what do you think of that girl? Answer: Her? oh, she's got organic ovaries, man; her eggs have been cage-free all her life.

by fatsouliman November 22, 2014

ovary hanger

A roll that hangs over the vagina blocking access to the ovaries.

“Omg Patricia has an ovary hanger”

by Fish Lips. November 15, 2019