That dumb Bitch that everyone is addicted to and people would watch during their online classes rather than paying attention.
Teacher: Jenny whats the answer to question 5
Me not knowing because I was watching tic tok: Puts that one tic tok on that makes it sound like your glitching. ; )
Teacher: Oh okay never mind
Me not knowing because I was watching tic tok: Puts that one tic tok on that makes it sound like your glitching. ; )
Teacher: Oh okay never mind
by ***tHat bITcH*** September 17, 2020
Get the Tic Tok mug.person 1: im gonna watch some tik tok
person 2: no man u finna combust explode and die
person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dies
person 2: no man u finna combust explode and die
person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dies
by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 June 6, 2022
Get the tik tok mug.Medical shorthand for Stage 5 Cancer usually located in the brain.
This type of cancer is very invasive, and will almost always result in a severe loss of intelligence, possible causing the patient to fall into a vegetative state.
If you believe you or a loved one have Tik Tok, GO TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY AND SEE A DOCTOR, as your time is limited. Make sure your friends and family are aware of the severe implications that Tik Tok can cause.
This type of cancer is very invasive, and will almost always result in a severe loss of intelligence, possible causing the patient to fall into a vegetative state.
If you believe you or a loved one have Tik Tok, GO TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY AND SEE A DOCTOR, as your time is limited. Make sure your friends and family are aware of the severe implications that Tik Tok can cause.
"Will my daughter make it doctor?"
"Yes, but due to how destructive Tik Tok was to her brain, she'll be stuck in a vegetative state. She'll need to be fed through a tube for the rest of her life."
"Oh my god, if only I caught it sooner..."
"Yes, but due to how destructive Tik Tok was to her brain, she'll be stuck in a vegetative state. She'll need to be fed through a tube for the rest of her life."
"Oh my god, if only I caught it sooner..."
by AJ070706 September 12, 2022
Get the Tik Tok mug.It's the root of all sickness and brain damage. Also another word for herpes, HIV, STD, chlamydia, and AIDS. If your child uses this insidious app, beware of toxic behavior and constant profanity. It's also pornhub for kids.
Me: Hey maddie do you use Tik Tok
Maddie: Yes, i am so obsessed with raddison aae, Laby Kame, Rent Bivera, Darli camelio, and Lony topez
Me: Pulls out M-107.
*Pulls Trigger*
Happy ending
Maddie: Yes, i am so obsessed with raddison aae, Laby Kame, Rent Bivera, Darli camelio, and Lony topez
Me: Pulls out M-107.
*Pulls Trigger*
Happy ending
by I_Got_Devil_Horns October 31, 2022
Get the Tik Tok mug.The tok & yoga consists of:
1. Setting up a “good vibes only” space in your house. This should include but not be limited to: low lighting, aroma therapy spritz, cute dogs laying close by, etc.
2. Roll out 1+ yoga mat(s)
3. Choose a yoga video (free on YouTube)
4. Take a fat toke of some dank weed (blue dreams to be specific)
5. Yog
6. Whisper namaste
1. Setting up a “good vibes only” space in your house. This should include but not be limited to: low lighting, aroma therapy spritz, cute dogs laying close by, etc.
2. Roll out 1+ yoga mat(s)
3. Choose a yoga video (free on YouTube)
4. Take a fat toke of some dank weed (blue dreams to be specific)
5. Yog
6. Whisper namaste
Person1: hey bestie, what are you doing tonight
Person2: hey girl boss, going to tok and yog.
Person1: wow, I should do that too. It got me so relaxed last time.
Person2: hey girl boss, going to tok and yog.
Person1: wow, I should do that too. It got me so relaxed last time.
by Coatsy-baby Rae December 22, 2021
Get the Tok and yog mug.Those fuckwits on Tik Tok with there lame dance move consisting of moving your hands in time with some random song, it's nothing more than collective conformity for the choreographically challenged
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