Foreskin Mullet

A half-circumcised penis. Typically, the top half is circumcised and the bottom half has a healthy foreskin droop, but it can go either way. The most popular reason for having a foreskin mullet is because it is an interesting strategy for "docking". It is most common on the east coast, but is slowly becoming more and more popular in the midwest.

"Hey did you see Jimmy's foreskin mullet? That guy knows how to party!!"

"Yeah bro, I'm jealous!! He is totally business in the front, party in the back!"

by HarDoug316 May 19, 2014

foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin

Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.

by teagreen April 13, 2008

Foreskin Tube

The failed vase you made in ceramics

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019

crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.

Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!

by quimb December 31, 2021

Foreskin Robbery

When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.

That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!

by Gen Z God April 29, 2022

Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!

Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?

by Ball splat November 8, 2019

Intoxicating foreskin

What about these air fried ballz topped with extra sharp chedda cheese warmed just right to the cheese is melted and warm then seasoned to perfection with crushed red pepper cracked black pepper pink hymialian salt and garlic then served with a glass of your moms red period blood mixed with vodka and Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine then after that I fuck your parents and I top it all off with the leftover cum and coochie juices 😘

I ate intoxicating foreskin for dinner

by I <3 penes and boils March 14, 2022