betty suarez

america ferrara's character in ugly betty an ABC situation comedy on thursday night

my name is betty suarez and this is my resume

by mike gee paperboy September 24, 2006

Backstage Betty

A woman(hopefully) usually invited backstage by members of a band who mainly are just looking to sleep with her.

Hey Billy it's been a pretty lonely tour so far. How bout we round up some backstage bettys?

by Bsmithh June 29, 2006

Betty swallocks

A sweating of the bollocks

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!

by frankf urta February 26, 2011

bouncing betty

A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.

The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

Headboard Betty

A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!

Headboard Betty is that woman you see that you can't take your eyes off. She's not the girl next door, and not going to be your next wife.

by Kurt Ahrens August 19, 2007

Baghead Betty

A girl so nasty you have to put a bag over her head to have sex with her. No reason for the name Betty other than the two B sounds go together. Referenced in Manga-ka Santa Inoue's Tokyo Tribes.

Oh man don't be getting me Hizzy to the Seven Izzy with some Baghead Betty!

by DiscoBubba December 6, 2004

Backdoor Betty

A slut who takes it in the poop chute often!

damn that backdoor Betty sure loves it in the arse!

by opotimus April 22, 2006