When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
Get the Havana Brown Omelettemug. The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
Get the Hair Omelettemug. (says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?
by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024
Get the maduka hitler batter omelettemug. After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.
by sd;lfkjsd;lfkj August 16, 2017
Get the stomach omelettemug. The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.
by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022
Get the Iranian Omelettemug. when eggs are cooked sorta like an omelet but not really. i.e. the finished result is not an omelet but the bottom of the pan is still burnt in the same way as if an omelet had been cooked on it
by osakajakabarakasakaflapajaka May 7, 2009
Get the omelettizedmug. A style of omelette cooked in Armagh.
The omelette is prepared before creamy mashed potatoes are added and the omelette is folded over, creating a pocket of creamy mash inside the omelette.
The omelette is prepared before creamy mashed potatoes are added and the omelette is folded over, creating a pocket of creamy mash inside the omelette.
by SB27J March 13, 2021
Get the Armagh Omelettemug.