Numpty

No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.

Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough

by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003

NUMPTY

The 2003 Pool Champion.

He is a Numpty

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Fuck Numpty

Describes one who shows equal levels of sheer ignorance, annoyance, and raging stupidity at all fucking times.

People who have one too many shots of tequila can be described as a FUCK NUMPTY

by XOXONLYME March 12, 2018

Numpty

Numpty is a Scottish way of saying stupid or dum something to call your teacher when you finish your work

Oi numpty I finished my work

by Kenzie clare July 14, 2021

Numpty

See Bufty

See Bufty

by Dirty Den October 13, 2003

Numpty

Lacking in common sense

You fell in the stream? You numpty, you could see it was there!

by Pierced and Awesome May 25, 2023

Numpty

A made-up word by BadBoyHalo.

Glue isnt gluten you numpty.

by SkittlesTM May 1, 2019