Frito Feet

The smell coming from your dachshund's feet. This is normal don't freak out. However, if you literally smell a bag of Frito chips, then smell a dachshund's foot, it will smell exactly the same. Side note: the smell is worst when the dachshund wakes up in the morning or after laying in one area for a long time.

Guy 1: "Dude, what is that smell? Is that Frito's? *Sigh* And you weren't going to share?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, that's just my girlfriend's dachshund's frito feet."
Guy 1: "WTF???"
Guy 2: "Chill out, its normal."

by Shifty Jiffy December 8, 2013

hobbit feet

characterized by hair on the top of the foot and big toe

Tackitt never took off his socks for fear of someone calling attention to his hobbit feet.

by Miscreant December 9, 2008

shaq feet

someone with huge ass feet.

"damn the girl got shaq feet"

by bitchass'n March 25, 2008

Bongo feet

In Hanna-Barbera cartoons, the sound of rapid bongo playing often accompanies a characters' get away.

Just one look and it was bongo feet from then on.

by Burlap Thong April 22, 2010

stanky feet

Feet that smell worse than just "stinky"

Damn, Lou, you got some stanky feet!

by Space Cadet Staci July 20, 2008

Cheesy feet

The tastiest type of cheese with the crustiest toenails

I want to eat your cheesy feet

by Cheese Master 69 November 27, 2019

Canoe Feet

When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.

Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet”

by Geoff Paddle November 9, 2021