musserm

A sweaty ball sac between legs after a long run.

I had a musserm the other day, then I did yoga and put it on my chin.

by Skyler Johnes March 9, 2011

musselchode

a person who is extraordinary hairy and having a chode as well.

Man did you see that nasty musselchode in that porno.

by godsgooche June 9, 2011

Mussel Party

A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.

Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.

by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013

musisexual

a person sexually attracted to music intelligence or the ability to play in a band/perform music (not limited to traditional instruments but may include beat production equipment like turntables, etc.)

Oh my god I LOVE Flying Lotus. You like them too! We should hang out, we're both musisexuals.

by nissanownsyou April 10, 2016

mussin

Any noun in the history of ever.

You are a mussin
What's up my mussin
How are you mini mussin
What the fuck mussin

Hitler commanded all the little mussins

by Alfonzo_Tator June 26, 2016

musset

A fuckhead who is, in essence, the very definition of the level of stupidity of whatever act he or she did. The next level of being a dumbass, if you will.

Stop acting like a musset!

by hodgethegod December 9, 2016

Missieli

The best dessert you will ever eat. The taste of a Missieli will make you ooze with pleasure. The sweet lava in the center of this dessert drips into your mouth with vibrating sensations.

Man, I'm craving some Missieli right now.. I need a Missieli bad.

I need 50 shades of Missieli like right now.

by Missieli June 17, 2017