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A Murray State

A murray state is a possesed state one finds themselve in after a heavy night of drinking and a lack of sleep. You wake up and find murray has possesed you, side effects include extremely old croaky voice, constant coughing and snorting and weakening of the limbs, just like an old man.

Murray is an evil old man, who attacks you when you are weak, i.e. after a heavy night of drinking and lack of sleep. He possess's you in your sleep and leaves you in constant pain in the morning. But after a cheeky bacon sarnie the murray state subsides.

Currently the only victim of 'A Murray' is Jamie Harrison-Payne but it is belived the ghost of old man murray is breeding and spreading accross the country, high jacking other innocent indivduals.
Frankaski: "Morning dude"
Jammerz: "M-o-r-n-i-n-g, gahhh *snort* *cough* where's my walking stick"
Frankaski: "You've been possesed by murray, your in A Murray State my friend, you too much alcohol last night"
Jammerz: "Mmm Murray-licious"
by Jammerz1193 December 9, 2010
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paul murray

The biggest savage you'll ever meet. His dad and him have shlongs the size of of whales
person1:why is that guy walking like there's a brick in his pants
person 2:thats just paul murray's shlong
Person 1:whose that black kid next to him?
person 2:Eleni's bf
person1:oh
by Don Jiggins May 9, 2016
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brian murray

by Eagles suck. September 24, 2004
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Murray Hall

a place where sex is on tap especially in room 3/64 where a sexual predator is rumored to live This blonde haired, bucket pussy creature will allow any man or girl into her room free of charge. Other notable stuff that happens in this shit hole is pumpkins get thrown from the top floor and windows are egged. Beware.
Murray hall room 3/64: hey come to my room!

GUY/GIRL: okay babe, ill be round in a minute, am i your 10th today?

Murray hall 3/64: neh your my 15th, im such a slag!
by Isaac123 November 6, 2011
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Furry Murray

When your beard hair is touching a girls face when you kiss.
* Guys Leans in for a Kiss *

" No, get your Furry Murray out of here , shave it first"
by dingdong12334556 December 16, 2011
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Bill Murray

When you cum all over a girl’s face and, in essence, her facial visage replicates the scene from Ghostbusters when Bill Murray gets slimed.
Scott: What did you do with Jen last night?
Ron: She went down on me and then, at the last moment, I pulled out and sooooo Bill Murray’ed the fuck out of her!
Mike: Niiiiiccceeeee.
by Ron47 December 14, 2008
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Eric Murray

A person who picks he's nose.
Plays Online Video games.
Has lots and lots of ear wax.
Dumps girls because he goes to school and gets friends
DUDE! he just pulled an eric murray on that chick!
by Thegirlyoudated February 9, 2010
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