murderface

(v) To accomplish a task that would normally require hands with your penis, in the style of Dethklok bassist William Murderface... Murderface... Murderface

Hey, did you see him murderface that bass solo?!

by Timmmaaaay January 21, 2008

maxwell murder

Kickarse opening track for the album ...And Out Come the Wolves by awesome punk band Rancid. It has a fucking sick bass solo that will mindfuck you at the speed its played!

"oi dude u havent heard bass until u listen to maxwell murder by rancid"

by Your name here! dude August 2, 2006

murder simulator

Any game that is made by a company Jack Thompson is trying to sue.

" grand theft auto is a murder simulator and teaches kids to kill people " said the jack thompson.

by Razmitaz September 27, 2006

car murder

The act of running down someone with your car, and they die.

"Hey Laquida, you hear about Tieasha's baby mama, bitch got car murdered!"

by Rabid-doo May 28, 2008

capital murder

Slang for the arbitrary and unconstitutional state sanctioned process otherwise known as the death penalty.

Judges in some states are ruling in favor of decency by ruling against the stockpiling of death row inmates often waiting for decades for their capital murder.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2019

KFC Murder Chicks

An extensive sci-fi conspiracy augmented-reality game, in the form of a fictional metal band with a fictional history, which later expanded to create the "Erratas" mythos. After 5 years of keeping the ruse going, they were outed as a DJ's side project.

Wait, are KFC Murder Chicks a real band with fake members, or a fake band with real members?

by LegoRacersDake September 21, 2020

"and then my cousin got murdered..."

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.

Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"

by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009