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Bald Mullet

A person who is balding but maintains long luscious locks (mullet) at the back has both an almost entirely bald head and simultaneously, a mullet is said to have a Bald Mullet which is also known as a Skullet.
by Professor Pro January 4, 2012
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lawn mullet

The front lawn is cut short and manicured, while the lawn in the backyard is left long and uncut.
Compare your front and backyard lawn cutting to a mullet hairstyle where the hair in the front and back of the head are shorn differently: short in the front, long in the back. A lawn mullet has short grass in the front of the house and long, unkempt grass in the backyard.
by Not-gonna-tellya May 22, 2005
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Zoom mullet

Business on top, pajama pants on the bottom. The perfect pandemic work-from-home attire.
In order to look professional for the webinar I'm hosting, I put on a Zoom mullet vs. my standard t-shirt and shorts.
by frankentriscuit June 18, 2020
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shirt mullet

noun. 1. Shirt tucked in the front, untucked in the back. 2. Any person wearing a shirt mullet. 3. Any individual who tries too hard but clearly fails.
Look at the shirt mullet that guy is sporting. Check out shirt mullet over there with his jeans tight rolled.
by Ankur Shah and Tony Prosdocimo September 27, 2006
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pussy mullet

business in the front and party in the back. When a girl has well-groomed pubic hair, but forgets to tirm her gooch and ass.
"Dude, I was drilling this chick doggystyle, when I looked down and seen her pussy mullet."
by Nate lowry September 26, 2009
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mullet gang

the name given to the increasing groups of youths with scary mullets in the southwest sydney suburbs
1. bro hav u noticed all these year elevens with mullets these days?

2. yea cuz dont mess with them their mullet gang associates
by timpman April 29, 2010
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Shitty mullet

shitty mullet
An short-lived and unpopular hair-style involving a "short" trim on the top and sides of the head, leaving the back section to grow long. Human shit is used to style the hair (dog, cow and rabbit shit were also used as an alternative to human shit) The Shitty Mullet is often confused with the regular mullet and is still popular in remote parts of western Australia.
"have you seen that guys new Shitty mullet"?

"yeah bro, that's not a shitty mullet, its just a regular mullet"

"well, it smelt like a shitty mullet..."
by The big v man May 29, 2013
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