Moist Dream

When a female wakes up super horny and super wet from nocturnal sex dreams. Usually requires immediate self gratification or initiating sex with their lover.

I don't know what got into Rachel last night. She had one hell of a moist dream. She woke me up by sitting on my face and riding me like a pony.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

moist calzone

Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom

"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"

by RandyKevincodyconnor May 12, 2015

your moist

'Your moist' is a slang word for lame. Mostly used when someone does something wet.

Tom: i play minecraft 24/7.
Chris: your moist cuz.

by Manlyk M December 19, 2016

moist vagina

a great song by nirvana

moist vagina is a great song by nirvana

by daniel d December 28, 2005

moist pooplets

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

by kayaker2008 April 3, 2005

Moist bandito

When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.

Girl: I can't breathe

Boy: *tips cowboy hat*
Moist Bandito

by The moist bandito's July 30, 2020

Moist hangnail

A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.

Suzy was shocked, when she noticed Joey's moist hangnail, after they had sex.

by Peter Rooter May 26, 2023