When a female wakes up super horny and super wet from nocturnal sex dreams. Usually requires immediate self gratification or initiating sex with their lover.
I don't know what got into Rachel last night. She had one hell of a moist dream. She woke me up by sitting on my face and riding me like a pony.
by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2015
by RandyKevincodyconnor May 11, 2015
by Manlyk M December 19, 2016
by daniel d October 10, 2005
A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
by Moist Mike May 29, 2019
Person 1 - "I love microsoft office 2010"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"
Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"
Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"
by moistness June 09, 2011
by Kyle1998 January 22, 2015