moist calzone

Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom

"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"

by RandyKevincodyconnor May 12, 2015

Moist Dream

When a female wakes up super horny and super wet from nocturnal sex dreams. Usually requires immediate self gratification or initiating sex with their lover.

I don't know what got into Rachel last night. She had one hell of a moist dream. She woke me up by sitting on my face and riding me like a pony.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015

your moist

'Your moist' is a slang word for lame. Mostly used when someone does something wet.

Tom: i play minecraft 24/7.
Chris: your moist cuz.

by Manlyk M December 19, 2016

moist vagina

a great song by nirvana

moist vagina is a great song by nirvana

by daniel d December 28, 2005

Moist Oyster

Another way of saying "wet pussy"

I fingered Jessica and man she had a moist oyster

by Kyle1998 January 21, 2015

Moist Blanket

A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.

Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.

"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."

by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019

Moist Mike

A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.

Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike

by Moist Mike May 29, 2019