Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
Get the Mock-Cock Dockingmug. Individual with extremely developed singular parts of their limbs. Stems from Luciano Mock; the world record holder for biggest calf/body proportions.
1. People with extremely developed + very specific muscular regions
2. People with brutally overproportional features when compared to the rest of the body
1. People with extremely developed + very specific muscular regions
2. People with brutally overproportional features when compared to the rest of the body
"Fookin hell mate; look at these slabs of flesh! Are these even organic matter or is it stones beneath his clothes?"
"Ah; dont worry; its just a Mock; his calves exhude dat big thicc mutation energy."
"Ah; dont worry; its just a Mock; his calves exhude dat big thicc mutation energy."
by Felsbrocken December 11, 2019
Get the Mockmug. 
Man 1: “Have you seen that amazing guy Grayson Mock recently?”
Woman 1: “No but when I do I’m gonna ask him to marry me and have lots of babies with me!”
Woman 1: “No but when I do I’m gonna ask him to marry me and have lots of babies with me!”
by Dillianmorse’slover November 21, 2021
Get the Grayson Mockmug. Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.
by jornumunroj April 26, 2023
Get the mock speedmug. A narcissist with a lo-fi alternative personality. Someone who neglects friendships, judges people, and doesn't conform to society, but does it with such style, ease and originality that people are infatuated by them.
You see that guy hanging out at the back of the room there? He's a real mock and drirty. I heard he doesn't take good care of himself or those around him. I wanna be his friend so bad.
by Lvei P March 22, 2022
Get the Mock and drirtymug. by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2024
Get the To Kill a Mocking Birdmug.