Minja

To stealthily engage in intercourse , like a ninja of the minge

"I snuck in there and shagged the arse off her, I was a proper minja"

by Billymac August 31, 2013

mijack

When one is cornered (hijacked) by one's mother and bombarded with questions or unwanted observations.

This can be a noun or a verb (ie. one can mijack or be mijack but also one may experience a mijack).

"Man! I got mijacked so hard last night."

"That was a serious mijack."

by Robin Gallagher May 23, 2007

Minja

Minja: A furious Mexican ninja utilizing the Martial Art style of the furious Chihuahua. Often found in typical ninja garb but also sporting a sombrero.

Did you watch the MMA fight last night? Rodriguez is one badass minja.

by TrojanMayhem February 5, 2010

mijacked

To be stopped and verbally assaulted by one's mother. Namely, to have your mother ask you questions about your personal life at an inopportune time.

As I stumbled through the door I was mijacked. - Yes, mother, I AM sleeping with my girlfriends sister.

by Roboon May 25, 2007

Mija

Dear.

¿Como estas, mija?

How are you, dear?

by MelindaStar July 27, 2016

Mitra Move

When a person shoves a penis so far up into their mouth that the tip of the penis comes out of their ears. This definition originated in Japan when a woman named Mitra completed this feat, dying afterwards, of course. Ever since then it has been known as the "Mitra Move" and no one has been able to do the move.

Dude #1-man my girlfriend shoved my dick so far up she almost did the Mitra move
Dude #2-no way, dude! is she okay?!!!
Dude #1-she's fine, just a lil woozy

by mex14 March 25, 2013

Mija

Mija is a caring, amazing, and lovely person. She puts people before herself and cares for them as if they are family. She is gentle and shy, she is also talented in more ways then one. Mija is a very bright person and isn’t afraid to show it. Mija is a very cuddly person, and enjoys attention. Her jokes can be funny and sexual at the same time. She has a very soft heart, she will help out in any way she can if a person is in need. Mija is a great friend and is always there for her friends. She can be ruthless if you get on her bad side, but it takes a lot to push her over the edge. If you meet a Mija don’t let her go, you’ll regret it.

Girl1 “MIJA is so sweet”
Girl2 “ I know, she stayed after school to help me with my homework”
Girl1 “ she’s amazing”

by Ivichivgvih November 14, 2018