Minecraft

A game we’re you shove your 2 inch sword up peoples ass to kill them and were 3 year was olds like to ask every girl to be there girlfriend so they can feel proud of themself that they actually talked to a girl who’s actually a 72 year old male pedophile who likes to jack off to Minecraft porn

Imma go jerk off to some Minecraft porn

by Blinkeredsix8 October 29, 2017

Minecraft

Every person who plays this game has never seen the sun light. They should go see some

Friend 1: Hey what games do you play?
Friend 2: Minecraft
Friend 1: Have you killed the Ender Dragon before?
Friend 2: Yea 100 times, Im like dream you know
Friend 1: Go see the sun light, Jesus.

by SUSSY MAN XD XD May 24, 2021

Minecraft

A retarded game that was created by a low life named Markus "Notch" Persson, that is basically video game legos, and created "get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft"

Many children in 2017 get made fun of for playing minecraft
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!!!

by _golden.whale_ October 25, 2017

minecraft

SUCKS ligit the worst game ever

hey wana play minecraft jim
jim ... no yu mufer i dont minecraft sucks my beeeps ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by i am d@v!d May 10, 2021

Minecraft

The best damn game ever made, waaaay better the World Of Warcraft!!!!!

tim: Your gay
tom: Why?
Tim: cause you play WOW
tom: ya i am gay
tim: you should play minecraft and you wont be gay
tom: ok

by wow is gay October 19, 2011

Minecraft

A sandbox game that uses your imagination and is known very commonly to be the best game in the world.

Have you seen Jake's latest video. He did a review on that game called Minecraft.

by MojangTeam April 28, 2015

Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019