Swedish Microwave

Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'

Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!

Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!

by Ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011

microwave woman

Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.

Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.

Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.

by The Motherfucking Gary Oak September 2, 2011

microwaves

1. A perm hairstyle using a microwavable heat cap which accelerates the setting of the perm solution.
2. The heating cap itself, the brand name of the apparatus.

Once you get your weave done, come to my house and I'll give you microwaves.

by i1abnrk June 19, 2010

Microwave Oven

"Instant Heat!" - We cannot nor will not forget Vinnie Johnson of the National Basketball League's Detroit Pistons. The original Sixth Man of the Year!

Now entering the game is the microwave oven, Vinnie Johnson!

by gravy111 November 23, 2010

red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 26, 2021

microwaved chad

Chad but microwaved

You look like a microwaved chad

by Almondsssss August 1, 2021

microwave chef

Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave

Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cook” hot pockets

by Syndi P April 17, 2020