messed up

being in a daze as a result of alcohol, drugs, or sex
Man he's so messed up.
by Celestasia May 11, 2005
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mess in a dress

a tranny wearing a prom dress at the mall; looking like shit when u go to the club; being a slut
Gurl y r u wearing old navy thongs to the club?!!?! ur a mess in a dress!
by Waltizzle!!! April 08, 2010
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hot mess

An attractive person, generally female, that repeatedly engages in situations which could negatively impact his or her social, mental, societal, and legal reputation. Examples include, repeated and excessive alcohol and/or drug consumption, a habit of being ejected from drinking establishments, a general disregard for the law concerning public safety, petty theft from convenience stores/supermarkets, and a voice that is about 3 decibels louder than everyone else.
Friend: Wanna hang out with **** tonight?
You: You know, I love her to death but she's such a hot mess when she drinks

Friend: I just can't get that chick out of my head. I mean, I know she's a total hot mess, but I dig it.
You: Beware
by Gullek October 06, 2010
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Status Mess

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.
Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!
by urbangrrrl April 04, 2009
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Crystal Mess

A tweaker who is extremely strung out;

Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use
"Jesus H, have you seen Bob lately? He hasn't slept in twelve days and his arms are a crystal mess."
by karinova December 24, 2005
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Hot Mess

a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile).
"She got up on stage and tried to sing Beyonce's "Dangerously In Love" but her performance was a hot mess."

"Girl came in to school this morning looking a hot mess, her hair all jacked up and slouchin' in house shoes."
by nikflorida February 26, 2007
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hot mess

When someone's life is a mess but they are still super hot.

by Gina Lola September 03, 2007
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