Melissa

Honestly the sweetest girl on the planet, caring and considerate but she can have a crazy side. She's just perfect

Lola; I had a great day today!

Ria:What happened?

Lola: I got to sit next to a Melissa

Ria:AWeee so lucky!!

by Nsbebsbe November 22, 2020

Melissa

what white people eat

im white and i like to eat melissa

by Cedy Mac March 7, 2016

MELISSA

Melissa

Melissa is a bitch, she never shuts up, and is always running her mouth , she is not loyal and will never have your back. She talks behind peoples back. She is not nice. She is fake and will never be real. if you know a Melissa run away from her. SHE IS CRAZY

by She don’t care April 20, 2020

Melissa

She is just a bitch that like to do tik tok

Stupid and dump Melissa

by Yyyyyttyyy November 9, 2019

No Melissa

When you are at lost for words, and/or cannot explain what you are trying to say.

Damn! I forgot what i was gonna say, no Melissa.

by GoinHamOnNiggaz July 8, 2011

Melissa

I'm generally not a mean person at all, but Melissa is a mean, horrible, piece of human trash that deserves it. Melissa's got the world's worst patchy tan and her face looks like a disfigured orange with two beady eyes and a set of Jeremy Kyle show-type front teeth. She's friends with the other entitled oranges.

Normal person: *minds their own business*
Melissa with her ugly face and tan: *literally anything to try and be annoying and horrible*
Normal person: "Ew, you got your horrible tan on me. Blah!"

by Kumbaya My Lord April 20, 2019

Melissa

1. honeybee in Greek
2. a nymph who took care of a young Zeus
3. genus name of five herbs in the mint family of plants
4. someone who is clueless about pop culture

1-3: A honeybee pollinated a mint plant as a nymph sat nearby taking care of a god.

4: Melissa: "Um... what is a walk of shame? And what does TFLN mean? Teflon?"

Saddened friend: "You are such a Melissa... go look at urban dictionary."

Melissa: "What's that?"

by Maggie Keenen November 5, 2009