mc fap nap

An extremely pleasurable past time which is considered by many as the most awesome activity one can partake in whilst alone. A mc fap nap consists of three individual activities in the following order:

1. Purchasing and consuming a large meal from McDonalds, at least a large double quarter pounder mcvalue meal or equivalent.

2. A well prepared and lengthy session of masturbation i.e. lights dimmed, lube, a high quality yet filthy porno.

3. A nap in a large comfy bed lasting at least 2 hours.

Side effects include extreme relaxation and feelings of contentment. Mc fap naps should be used sparingly, so as not to diminish the pleasurable effects of the mc fap nap (too much of a good thing). One should also be careful not to overdose on the awesomeness one experiences whilst engaging in this activity, as such a mistake may prove fatal.

Joel, after a particularly long day of listening to trance, breaking things and stalking pwt on Facebook, needed to unwind. He got into his 4wd and drove to Maccas and obtained 2 medium double cheeseburger meals. When he arrived home he got naked and consumed his prey in the om nom nom fashion. He then lit some scented candles and dimmed the lights, put on some mood music (Armin van Buuren) and got out the baby oils and put on his favourite episode of Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures and began furiously mangling his meat. After cleanup he curled up in his bed for a nice arvo nap before his dinner of beef jerky and chocolate milk. When his "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" alarm clock woke him he unfurled from the fetal position he always sleeps in stretched out and revelled in the awesomeness of the mc fap nap he had just undertaken. All is well.

by Redhead and the fat man January 8, 2009

mc frontalot

Forerunner of nerdcore hiphop, independant artist. He is a gangster as he rides his bike without a helmet, commits mail fraud, and steals unlicensed samples.

So i heard tellin ya g to about the back up off me bat.

by en sto December 12, 2003

mc uno

The "Master Champion" of the classic card game "UNO". it was made up by Australian and 4 time defending champion, Ryan Leonard, the current MC-UNO.

"I won the last game of UNO so im the new MC UNO!! :D"

by MC_UNO1 November 11, 2013

Mc Donalds

a place were people go to use the toilet when they dont want to pay for food.

aw man i gotta take a shit..
go to Mc Donalds...
nah cuz then id have to pay for food....
no u dont just tell then u want a mcshit with lies.

by fat pwner January 20, 2009

mc chris

A musical mastermind. Possibly considered the best white rapper ever due to his Star Wars tribute "Fett's Vette."

My backpack's got jets
I Boba the Fett
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my Vette.
I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face.

by Jackal09 August 25, 2005

MC Blockin'

When one guy tries to cock block another guy when the second guy is trying to score with a girl

Joey was MC Blockin' dan-o when joey was listening to dan-o while dan-o was trying to get it in with a girl

by DJ AYCH April 21, 2012

MC ride

MC ride is the front man who of well-known experimental hip-hop band, death grips. He is known for his deep and booming voice and erratic stage behavior, as well as his seemingly nonsensical lyrics such as “The tables flipped now we got all the coconuts bitch!”, “Burmese babies under each arm, screaming beautiful songs”, and “soon your crew’ll be serving sandwiches named after me, Vietnamese style fool”. (All of these lyrics are in the same song, in the same verse)

Friend 1: “dude we’re you at that death grips concert last night?”
Friend 2: “no dude what was it like”
Friend 1: “It was crazy! MC ride looked like he was about to go fucking crazy while they were performing ‘no love’”

by Clint Westwood February 7, 2021