Jamies Maw

An endearing human being. Caring and considerate. Likes to please anybody and is always ready to lend a helping hand around the bins at the back of iceland. She claims its a massage parlour but the knocking on the door suggests its a knocking shop

Kendo "you met jamies maw?"
Niall "Aye she works dreams around those bins"
Kendo "Her fish fingers have been left out the freezers"

by TheEthernets May 8, 2018

maw

Might as well

Maw go to the gym today 🤙

by poontang12345 June 4, 2025

yer maw

a scottish way of saying your mother

yer maw is a fat poo

by Mrlolmcsweggypants April 11, 2015

Mawing

Mawing is when you get naked on all 4’s in the middle of a street during the night and you eat a dear carcass and when a car comes by, you bite the dear with your teeth and run into the woods.

Hey Owen, let’s go mawing tonight

by Mawing69 January 18, 2025

Yer maw

Slack insult response

Too busy knocking one out to think of anything better

Steve: This will keep you busy for hours *posts boobs*

Andrew: Yer Maw

by Wildmanimage May 11, 2022

maw

maw = might as well

Friend: I think I'm going to dress up as batman for halloween
Me: maw

by rix14 October 31, 2018

maw

Synonym for me

1. this is maw
2. das ist maw
3. this is a picture of maw

by BloodyAndBeautiful August 20, 2010