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Marijuana

A plant that causes a euphoric and "enlightened" feeling when smoked along with:
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!

It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.

No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.
Don't legalize marijuana!
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That dank ass shit your uncle and oldest brother used to smoke in the garage while you were still shitting in your diapers.
"Yo dawg I heard Shaggy got that Dank Kush right now." "Oh word?" "Yeah it's some good Marijuana."
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I went to the dollar store to buy a pack of Marijuana.
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I love to smoke marijuana
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the best thing in the world, it feels so good when inhaled, it feels like the worlds biggest orgasm
damn, nigga this marijuana is making me have a orgasm in my lungs
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marijuana is one of the best gifts god gave to the humankind. smoking just a little bit of this incredible and marvelous substance makes you go straight to heaven for at least 30 minutes. legalize marijuana, legalize pleasure
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The slang term for the result of crushing the Cannabis plant's roots, stem, and leaves
There are three different species;

Cannabis Sativa, which is what makes you high and gives you the munchies,

Cannabis Indica, which is more of a depressant, and

Cannabis Ruderalis, which really does nothing if ingested or smoked.

It is popular to cross breed Sativa and Indica, which is what most users buy.

The effects associated with Marijuana are;
-An increased heart rate
-Muscle relaxation
-Dry mouth (Or "Cotton Mouth")
-Reddening/Irritation of the eyes (Also an after effect)

It is notable that while if you're obese, you may get a heart attack, but it is extremely difficult to overdose on Marijuana.
Marijuana's in tea, joints, spliffs, and mixed with tobacco. Spanish for "Mary Jane" (Slang). Has more slang terms than I can remember.
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