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Cockocidal maniac

We all know one, a man who is always thinking with his penis in more and more elaborately kinky ways. The sort of man who would ram a cold mint Cornetto down his Jap's eye, uses his own semen to wash his car, lodge dice underneath his foreskin, insert a Dirt Devil car vacuum up his biscuit isle and give people a tenner and a video of himself having a wank wearing an oven glove as a Christmas present. These sort of people are cockocidal maniacs.
Rat Schon: "Daddy's only gone and got himself barred from Tesco!"
Failure Schon: "Why?"
Rat Schon: "He went in drunk and ended up taking his trousers off, wandering around the store using his knob to knock things off shelves. He even opened a Creme Egg and used it as chalk, pretending his cock was a snooker cue. He's a cockocidal maniac!"
by TheLafayetteBlues December 17, 2013
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Download mania

This kind of disease comes to people who always download loads and loads of stuff but never really open them
download maniacs always do download everything but forget to open them
by urban head October 29, 2015
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Homicidal Mania

A proposed mental illness where someone wants to commit murder.
Yesterday, I was diagnosed with Homicidal Mania.
by CybermanFord August 4, 2017
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Psychotic Maniax

A Trump loving rapper who looks like he wants to kill everyone secretly in 420 different ways.
I saw Psychotic Maniax wearing a MAGA hat. He says it's to ward of the ugly feminists since he already went whale watching earlier that day.
by Soundclout November 5, 2018
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sick-maniaism

A senseless type of humor one develops when they no longer take life seriously.
Tom Dilley-Da-Dildo is such a 'sick-maniaistic' person. He thought it was funny to tell me to go kill myself.

*Sigh* Todays society is filled with 'sick-maniacs'

Depression does lead to severe sick-maniaism.
by SuckofdadsmothersodankxD January 21, 2019
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Forex Maniac

Someone who is very much addicted to the forex market...
Jon: Bro I swear you like to much to trade...
Mike: I guess I'm a forex maniac
by PrettyBoi Obert January 1, 2021
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scrilla comin manila

Money that is being sent via Postal Service
I finally had to tell the dude to chill! The "scrilla comin manila" tommorrow.Express!
by nootyroo November 17, 2011
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