Mandy Ham

Honestly, the sexiest girl alive. Guys want in her pants, girls want in her pants, shit - even Billy Graham wants in her pants! She's got a ba-donk-a-donk for real!! She's half German, so she has that foreign aspect going for her as well.

She has an amazing Ozzy Osbourne accent and can make anyone laugh with her witty jokes and off-the-wall sense of humor.

But most importantly, she can always get down to some Sir Mix-a-lot.

"Mmmm, Mandy Ham! Girrrlll yo booty moves perfeccc!"

by saggybaggy June 3, 2009

Mandrews

A Legendary name only given to those worthy enough. He is beloved by all and only at the mere mention of his name it makes girls legs open up. His insanely clever and got skills for anything that comes his way

1) "Hey you have to meet my mate Mandrews, he's bare sick!"
"Yeah I want to get with him already"
2) "Hey did you see that guy make that shot!"
"yeah that guys mandrews"

by m27a9 November 16, 2011

Mandy

Mandy means a trustworthy friend that never tells a lie. Addiction to junk food Loves animals and is a amazing person Who cares for others And is once again amazing

Damn that girl fine. She must be a Mandy

by Dr.dinglhopper April 3, 2017

Mandruff

Semen left in hair which has since dried and is flaking like dandruff

I need to pick up some head and shoulders for my mandruff!

by stevey-cakes August 8, 2015

Mandystewart

Mandystewart is a loyal wife, she’s beautiful blonde hair , blue eyed & sun kissed. She will put her Man first, she’s amazing, classy & a little smartassy. Keep your hands off her man.

Joe:who’s the blonde you have with you?” Antonio: “oh she’s definitely Mandystewart get you one she’s a keeper”

by Mandys April 14, 2019

Mancrying

When a man breaks down in tears to get his own way, or to manipulate someone into pitying him.

My ex Matt won my best friend in the divorce because he was mancrying and she felt bad for him.

by Night Pipe K September 13, 2020

Mandruff

When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.

I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.

by Big Nation April 11, 2003