Macaroni and Hot Dogs

Macaroni and Hot Dogs is the traditional dish of Hicks in the USA. Served with a cold Coors, will keep you full while you’re out muddin in your truck.

I can’t wait to eat this bowl of macaroni and hot dogs as soon as I’m done fucking my sister!

by Grizzly Dipper June 5, 2018

Macaroni

The act of lubricating one's elbow and using it to jerk someone off.

She may be a freak, but has she ever macaroni'd you?

by StopsLeaksFast December 12, 2021

sloppy macaroni

Similar to sex...The Greatest thing in the fucking world.

Damn her pussy sound like sloppy macaroni

by Athenabitch November 13, 2018

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

Cold macaroni

A cold player, A Mack.

That boy is a cold macaroni.

by Cold Breezy May 10, 2022

Macaroni Boy

Someone who derives sexual pleasure from macaroni. This can include inserting penis into bowl of macaroni, masturbating with Velveeta cheese, and humping large amounts of pasta.

He is such a Macaroni Boy!

by macaroniboy March 6, 2018

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011