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Lunchbox

Someone who lives on the dole and mooches off his mate to benefit himself.

Someone who can't hold a job, get a girlfriend, or progress in life. Still lives with his mother or in commission housing doing limited effort to improve their life.

someone that always in trouble for making stupid decisions in his life
someone who gives advice on topics that only benefit themselves without the repercussions of their "so-called friend"
Friend:- "Mate my marriage is falling apart, I may lose my house, wife, and all I've worked hard for, what should I do? ".
Lunchbox:- " move into my commission house, and leave her bro, and help me pay the rent and electrical and food here instead "
by 0010101010 February 27, 2023
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Musty lunchbox

A vagina so pungent that it can be smelled from at least 50 feet away
Bro, that chick is smoking hot but I can smell that musty lunchbox from here...
by Captain sprayfart October 3, 2019
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Japanese Lunchbox

A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.
Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She didn't like it. Not one bit. Not one.
by cunt rage March 26, 2016
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lunchbox

either a 12 or 15 pack of cheap beer carried around like a lunch box. drank in the late morning or afternoon
joe: the darty starts at noon, im gonna run out and grab a natty lunchbox, want one?
billy: yeah lemme get bud light
by swollentesticle August 5, 2022
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lunchbox

another way of having sex with the help of a lunch box or in a box like room
person: oi! me and you lunchbox today after school
by ronnieee December 2, 2009
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Dracula's Lunchbox

Used tampon receptacle in female bathroom,

eg at school or office or public restroom
Just got an eye full of Dracula's lunchbox in the girls dunnies.
by Freobogan November 21, 2022
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Tennessee Lunchbox

Pour about a half cup of Tennessee Whiskey or Moonshine on to your partner's Vagina and proceed to "eat your lunch".
Dude, you gave her a Tennessee Lunchbox after the show?
by Live From Knoxville October 29, 2021
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