lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

Lumpy

Extremely lazy; when you don’t want to get out of bed all day.

I’m feeling extremely lumpy today.

My gf is so lumpy; she never wants to do anything but be in bed all day.

by Tooginger December 18, 2021

Shwumpy-lumpy

Alternate wording for the male genitalia.

Dang, dude, she really wanted that shwumpy-lumpy last night.

by Izibella January 14, 2023