An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.
by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 7, 2021
Get the Lorenzomug. A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.
by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022
Get the Lorenzomug. Lorenzo is the typical shy and unsure boy, but if he opens his heart to you he will turn out to be a totally different person! He doesn't have many close friends and doesn't believe in love, but if you are the right person for him he will never get rid of you. Treat him right, hurt him once, and he'll hate you for life.
by DragonFire777 November 22, 2021
Get the Lorenzomug. Lorenzo has a huge cock, and loves boys that name begins with Z. He is gay as fuk nigga, andis a great lay
Lorenzo whipped his massive cock out
by Lorenzo's secret lover September 24, 2023
Get the Lorenzomug. Lorenzo be our science teacher again please :(((((((
Lorenzo was best science teacher
by Nivedhhateclub July 18, 2024
Get the Lorenzomug. by #koolkid February 14, 2019
Get the Lorenzo Franchettimug. Ex. “Hey Paul, did you see Tony talking to that broad? What a loser”
“Yeah, who does he think he is, Lorenzo Tantalo?”
“Yeah, who does he think he is, Lorenzo Tantalo?”
by Vito Spatafore February 5, 2023
Get the Lorenzo Tantalomug.