lohanability

An individuals partying abilities.

That girl has so much lohanability it's crazy, she was at it til 7 in the morning.

by jerika October 3, 2007

lohan

(verb): To steal an object in a blatant manner, and when you're called on the deed, insist that it was a gift. (lohanned, lohanning)

When Vladimir Putin lohanned New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring and then got called on it, he said that the ring was a gift, which is pretty much a textbook case of lohanning.

by Der Gonkulator June 17, 2013

Lindsey Lohan drink

Lindsey Lohan drink, Redheaded slut, with coke.

Jäger, peach shnaps, coca-cola, Lindsey Lohan drink

by Yourwelcome0 November 17, 2013

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess and to use her name is synonymous with cocaine.

I'm hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.

by MDUSA April 24, 2018

lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once

God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!

by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016

Lohan

Just like a Felix but is an introvert :)

Actually a genuinely good person.

Let’s go to the bar and get LOHANNED!

by Tittyslander March 9, 2021

Lohan syndrome

Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.

"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."

by Liberaunchy July 23, 2012