Metal-literate

To be incapable of understanding metal, be it lyrics or meaning.

Dude 1: Did you hear Chris bitching about Slayer? Said he didn't understand a damn thing!

Dude 2: Yeah I know, he's totally Metal-literate.

by Master Gimp June 29, 2009

literal rat

A literal rat is someone quite rare to come across. They seem friendly, but have the largest superiority complex. All in all, there face has a composition that causes their eyes to be too close; nose to hold of the face; one eyebrow; and the head shape of a jellybean. They are to be avoided, unless you want your family, yourself and those you know to be attacked by one. A literal rat will believe they are "cool", you are to play along with this fantasy so you don't destroy there's. Doing so will lead to immense trouble, as a literal rat usually has a mass following.

"I hate Omar"
"I know right, he's a literal rat"

by Rhatti May 17, 2023

Literally 2001

A similar phrase to "Literally 1984" but it is used instead in response to a post or comment misusing the term neurodivergent or related terms/ideas. It's unclear why the year 2001 was chosen.

ExtremeTBHTism205: Luz special interest is good witch azura because she references it!!!!1!
ZoroniteTech: Literally 2001 + C9H9HgNaO2S

by Echold2006 May 5, 2023

para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011

Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.

Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages

by Just for you BJ May 21, 2017

LITERALLY HORTLOR

what fagstyle transgender tard kids say. nonbinary fuckin mommy asshole licking fags.

responsible tax paying mother: fuck my back hurts im gonna take a percocet
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111

by swerty gert February 9, 2019

Literally anything

This can be turned into porn with the right mindset

I like porn with literally anything in it

by Blinkeraaah May 19, 2023