get laid 

the solution to being "too uptight"

Your too uptight...go get laid.

get laid by secret March 1, 2005

G'laid 

Pronunciation: \ˈglād\; "glade")
A contraction of "get laid."

"Damn, look at all these panty-droppin' freaks in the house! We all gonna g'laid tonight!"

G'laid by Miss G'laid da PDF October 22, 2009

Tout laid 

A person, object, situation or place that sucks beyond common sense. (French expression)

Dude, t'es tout laid.

Tout laid by Mtl_Cammy October 13, 2010

second hand laid 

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

second hand laid by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017

get laid 

get fuck; have sex; get girls

hey bud, heard that your girlfriend is on a trip, let's go to the club and get some girls tonight.
yeaaaaaa, let's go get laiddddddddd.

get laid by Jazz_jazz December 29, 2007

alex laid 

Something that will never ever happen

Has Alex gotten laid
Alex laid you so funny that will never happen

alex laid by Carly alexwontgetlaid October 3, 2013

Souff-laid 

To be 'souff-laid' is to have sex with an hot girl who is either a virgin but acts like they aren't, or a girl who is very picky about the guys in her sex life. The reference to soufflé means they're tight and hard on the outside but soft and open when you get inside.

Dude: Mate, last night I got souff-laid by that girl with the sexy glasses and amazing body who always hangs in the library! It was unreal!
Other dude: You lucky bastard!

Souff-laid by TheVegasCasanova July 8, 2014